From Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

[meresal]

Well, I''m at work and not entirely happy about it, so I thought I would share some marriage laughs!!


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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Tooting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck !

Tech Support
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[Londongirl1]

Date: 7/3/2009 8:50:22 AM
Author:meresal

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Aint that the truth

 

[SapphireLover]

He he he. That made me chortle into my cup of tea!

 

[Diva0413]

Too funny! And yeah, I''m not happy to be at work either...

Maybe I''ll sneak out and browse the local bridal salon...

 

[MrsG]

hehehe, thanks for the much needed giggle! I''m stealing this one and sending it out to all of my married girlfriends

 

[LadyBlue]

Very funny

 

[Luckyeshe]

That''s freaking hilarious!! I shared it with my FI (who flew in from WA to spend the holiday with me inFL to find out that I would be working today instead!) while he sits in my office to keep me company because neither of the bosses are in the office! Grrr....So, yeah...I feel you about working today!

 

[PearlDahhhling]

Omg hahahahaha! Thanks for the morning laugh Meresal! That was hilarious!

 

[honey22]

Very funny!

 

[gwendolyn]

Hahaha, love it! Will have to share it with J when he gets home from work.

 

[anchor31]

Date: 7/3/2009 8:50:22 AM
Author:meresal

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Tooting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck !

Tech Support
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Hm, unfortunately Mother-in-Law 1.0 installs itself automatically...

 

[SparklyLibra]

LOL! Thanks Meresal, that was too funny!