beau13
Ideal_Rock
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- Jul 6, 2007
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* You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
* You''re not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
* You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine".
* You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
* You drink pop, not soda.
* You know what it means to be on pogey.
* You can drink legally while still a ''teen.
* You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
* You don''t know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it''s just a cheap place to travel with good cigars.
* When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
* You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
* Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
* You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
* You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
* You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
* You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
* You know that Mounties "don''t always look like that".
* You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
* You know that the Friendly Giant isn''t a vegetable product line.
* You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
* You participated in "Participaction".
* You wonder why there isn''t a 5 dollar coin yet.
* You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing ''u''s from labor, honor, and color.
* You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
* You were mad when "The Beachcombers" was taken off the air.
* You know what a toque is.
* You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
* You know Toronto is not a province. (...yet)
* You never miss "Coaches Corner".
* Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
* You actually get these jokes and can share with all your Canadian friends!!
* You''re not offended by the term "Homo Milk".
* You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine".
* You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
* You drink pop, not soda.
* You know what it means to be on pogey.
* You can drink legally while still a ''teen.
* You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
* You don''t know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it''s just a cheap place to travel with good cigars.
* When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
* You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
* Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
* You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
* You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
* You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
* You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
* You know that Mounties "don''t always look like that".
* You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
* You know that the Friendly Giant isn''t a vegetable product line.
* You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
* You participated in "Participaction".
* You wonder why there isn''t a 5 dollar coin yet.
* You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing ''u''s from labor, honor, and color.
* You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
* You were mad when "The Beachcombers" was taken off the air.
* You know what a toque is.
* You have some memento of Doug and Bob.
* You know Toronto is not a province. (...yet)
* You never miss "Coaches Corner".
* Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favourite food groups.
* You actually get these jokes and can share with all your Canadian friends!!
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