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meresal

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Never, ever underestimate the Love of a devoted Wife.



A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death''s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.


With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death''s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.


There, spread out up on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.


Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?


Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.


"Stay out of those," she said. "They''re for the funeral."



 

elrohwen

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Hahaha.

Your post made me want to make chocolate chip cookies.
 

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Date: 12/16/2009 3:04:31 PM
Author: elrohwen
Hahaha.

Your post made me want to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yumm
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sunnyd

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LOL!! That''s funny!!
 

DearBuddha

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Sounds like something I''d actually do, lol. Love it.
 

jcarlylew

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Ha!
 

lliang_chi

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That''s so funny! Love it! I''d send it to DH but he''d say it''s mean. Ha ha ha!!
 

charbie

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ive read this before, and it always cracks me up, but that poor guy!
 

cammy85

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HAHA, Love it!
 

meresal

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I got a really odd sense of humor from my mom and dad, but we all crack up at the same things! Glad to see a few of you saw the humor.

A few people made comments about it being morbid, and I think if you make the first part a "real" story then it takes away from the joke at the end. I tend to read things like a story and don''t make everything personal. lol!

I cracked up at this and sent it to 14 people... only two responded
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My Mom: "Hillarious"
DH: "Nice, babe."
 

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lol i thought it was hilarious :)
 

honey22

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Mahahahahahaha!!! Great!!
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cnkav

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LOL!!!
 
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