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Dogs and Cats

Discussion in 'Hangout' started by strmrdr, Mar 4, 2006.

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  1. strmrdr
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    by strmrdr » Mar 4, 2006
    EXCERPTS FROM A DOG''S DAILY DIARY

    8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9:30 a.m. Wow! A car ride! This is a blast!
    9:40 a.m. Got to go to the park! Rolled in some really nasty stuff, was so proud of myself. Humans were less than impressed.
    10:30 a.m. Got my tummy rubbed and petted -- I''m in love!
    12:00 p.m. Lunch: yummy!
    1:00 p.m. Played in the yard: I loved it!
    3:00 p.m. Stared adoringly at my masters ... they''re the best!
    4:00 p.m. Hooray! The kids got home! I was so happy I was bouncing off the walls!
    5:00 p.m. Milkbones -- awesome!
    7:00! p.m. Got to play ball! What a day, this was too good to be true!
    8:00 p.m. Wow: watching TV with my master! Heavenly!


    EXCERPTS FROM A CAT''S DAILY DIARY

    Day 683 of My Captivity.

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the floor.

    Today, I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ''''good little hunter'''' I am. The audacity!!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today, I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released--and he seems more than willing to return! He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant-- I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ~ for now. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time...
     
  2. Lorelei
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    by Lorelei » Mar 4, 2006
    Oh storm, thank you so much for posting that, too funny!
     
  3. monarch64
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    by monarch64 » Mar 4, 2006
    Ha ha, Storm, that''s really funny, and (I think) so true! I once heard that, if you die alone somewhere and you have both a cat and a dog as pets, the cat will be more likely to eat your remains than the dog will...I think the premise was that cats are more concerned about their own survival, whereas a dog would be more loyal and not want to eat you unless he ABSOLUTELY had to. (Not my personal opinion, btw, just something I heard.) [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. pricescope
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    by pricescope » Mar 5, 2006
    Storm, Thanks [​IMG]!

    3:00 p.m. Stared adoringly at my masters ... they''re the best! - this is so our dog
     
  5. blodthecat
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    by blodthecat » Mar 5, 2006
    That''s sooo funny.

    Not too far from the truth either. Cats are extremely intelligent creatures.

    >^..^< Blod
     
  6. stretch4
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    by stretch4 » Mar 5, 2006
    LOL too funny Strm!!!
     
  7. fire&ice
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    by fire&ice » Mar 5, 2006
    That is a riot! We have a towel that says "Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you."[​IMG]
     
  8. moon river
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    by moon river » Mar 5, 2006
    Another Strm treasure[​IMG]
    F&I I think your towel saying is hilarious. And true!
     
  9. Kaleigh
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    by Kaleigh » Mar 5, 2006
    ROTFLMAO, what a riot. That cracked me right up!![​IMG]
     
  10. Mara
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    by Mara » Mar 5, 2006
    Haha I have seen this before via email and it is still sooo true...love the cat part.

    Portia must think I am really the best ... because she sits and stares at me for an HOUR sometimes when I work at home..finally I am like gosh go lay down or play or something, you are freaking me out! [​IMG]

    Or maybe she is just trying to will me to get up and give her another treat. If I just stare at her a few more minutes...[​IMG]
     
  11. koko
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    by koko » Mar 5, 2006
    Thanks, Storm...so true, so true.....we have 2 siamese cats whose mission in life it is to torment our lovable boxer, ala, "Lady & the Tramp...." I swear, one of them actually smiles if Bailey (the boxer) gets a spanking!!
     
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