Creepy Baby Shower Cakes

[kenny]

Imagine cutting into this.

Oh Look! I got a foot! YUM YUM!

More . . . some NSFW . . . http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2011/06/24/11-creepiest-baby-shower-cakes-ever-photos/?pid=284#slideshow

 

[Enerchi]

OH! Realistic, yes.... appropriate to cut up and eat? NO!

(EW!)

 

[mary poppins]

Some are funny, some are gross. None are appetizing to me. Creative, though, that's for sure!

 

[minousbijoux]

Why would you get something like that, let alone eat it?!!

 

[StacylikesSparkles]

If I were the mother to be, I would reassess my relationship with the person who purchased any of those cakes.

 

[tyty333]

Wrong...just wrong.

 

[VapidLapid]

Some animals do eat their young. I'll bet that umbilical cord was all frosting! I suppose those creepy dead baby dolls wouldn't be appropriate for a shower gift, though maybe at parties where that cake is served.

 

[tammy77]

That's disgusting! How do you find these things?!

 

[Maisie]

That is just awful!

 

[Autumnovember]

Oh, ew!

Some of them weren't too bad. The baby bum cake wasn't that inappropriate IMO.

 

[kenny]

How do you find these things?!

I know some, uhm, interesting people.
I got this from a doctor. No joke.

 

[athenaworth]

Yes, but did you see this?

 

[kenny]

Yes, but did you see this?

EEK!
How'd that happen?
Too much lube?

 

[madelise]

wtf??? WHY!!?

 

[madelise]

wtf??? WHY!!?

 

[athenaworth]

Yes, but did you see this?

EEK!
How'd that happen?
Too much lube?

Or we feel verrrrry sorry for her

 

[kenny]

Wasn't, "Womb with a Dude" one of those Merchant Ivory films?

 

[innerkitten]

Gross. Reminds me of kitty litter cookies. Saw them at a party once. Served in a deep tray. Ground almonds are the litter with chocolate cookies shaped kind of like cat poop, served with a spatula.

 

[VapidLapid]

Yes, but did you see this?

"...when he said he was , 'gonna get all up in there', she did not think this was what he meant. The real problem however, remains the getting him out."

 

[hoover]

Wow. That was some seriously disturbing &@?#!!!!!

People in the medical field are sources of really gross things!

ETA: it's like a train wreck. I knew it would be bad, but I just had to look

 

[Lotus99]

The scissors look tasty. (Stay positive, think positive thoughts.)

 

[swingirl]

Gross. Reminds me of kitty litter cookies. Saw them at a party once. Served in a deep tray. Ground almonds are the litter with chocolate cookies shaped kind of like cat poop, served with a spatula.

OMG! That's hysterical!

 

[Imdanny]

Some animals do eat their young. I'll bet that umbilical cord was all frosting!

You don't sugarcoat things, VL. LOL!

 

[JewelFreak]

I don't think any of those cakes are funny. All just plain gross. I'd lose my appetite on the spot.

--- Laurie

 

[packrat]

The one w/the butt in the air and the little feet tucked under wasn't so bad-but not something I'd want to eat...if it was like, a cake topper or something it would be cute..but those others, the ones depicting child birth? Ohhh lordy.

Anyone look at the baby portrait tattoo fails? Massively cringe worthy.

 

[April20]

I'm quite sure at least half of these have been on CakeWrecks! UGH!

 

[Imdanny]

It's not in good taste. (Sorry, I couldn't resist. )

 

[Imdanny]

Wasn't, "Womb with a Dude" one of those Merchant Ivory films?

Yes, the same people who brought you, "Howard's End".

 

[kenny]

Wasn't, "Womb with a Dude" one of those Merchant Ivory films?

Yes, the same people who brought you, "Howard's End".

This baby boy's name was Howard?

 

[Imdanny]

OMG, that picture is icing on the cake!