- Apr 30, 2005
Writer and humorist David Sedaris on undecided voters ...
"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane.
The flight attendant comes down the aisle with his food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat.
"Can I interest you in the chicken", he asks.
"Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment, and then ask how the chicken is cooked."