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Directions: Replace X with a man from your least-favorite group.
Yes, in 2014 it's okay to bash men, but no other group.
One afternoon an X was riding in his enormous limousine when he noticed two men along the road eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his chauffeur to stop and to lower his window.
"Why are you eating grass?" the rich guy asked.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Well, you can come to my house. I'll feed you", the X said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the X replied.
Turning to the other poor man, X stated, "You can come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children here!"
"Bring them all too," the X answered.
They all piled into the long limo.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the X and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The X replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Yes, in 2014 it's okay to bash men, but no other group.
One afternoon an X was riding in his enormous limousine when he noticed two men along the road eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his chauffeur to stop and to lower his window.
"Why are you eating grass?" the rich guy asked.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Well, you can come to my house. I'll feed you", the X said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the X replied.
Turning to the other poor man, X stated, "You can come with us, too."
The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children here!"
"Bring them all too," the X answered.
They all piled into the long limo.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the X and said, "Sir, you are too kind." "Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The X replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
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