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Karl_K

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Dodge City was a rough town. Nevertheless, it had an excellent theater group. One time it planned to perform the Swan Lake Ballet.

On the day of dress rehearsal, it was discovered that moths had gotten into the tutus. Everything was ruined. The producer placed a call to the Acme Costume Company in Wichita and learned they had plenty of tutus. The proprietor promised to ship the much needed garments over on a special train. They should arrive in plenty of time for the opening.

Back at Dodge, everyone was in a big hurry. Someone needed to go down to the depot and fetch the tutus. Butch, the biggest, toughest guy in town offered to do it. So he went to the station and sat down. When the station master saw Butch, he went over and asked if he might be of help. Butch replied, "Thanks, but I'm just waiting for the tutu train."
 
:) cute.
 
LOL. Just because you are now a member of the trade, I hope you will continue to "bring the funny" and post news stories of interest. You don't do for self-aggrandizement or to stir the pot. Much respect to you :appl:
 
Hahaha!

Good one.
 
GROAN!! :lol:
 
risingsun said:
LOL. Just because you are now a member of the trade, I hope you will continue to "bring the funny" and post news stories of interest. You don't do for self-aggrandizement or to stir the pot. Much respect to you :appl:

just for you:
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
 
Funny...finally some clean jokes I can tell my kids!
 
Karl~you are a laff riot :bigsmile:
 
If your dad's sisters are construction workers you might call them carpenter aunts.

The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.

I really do have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet.

A man sprayed a boy with ceiling foam. He was arrested for insulating behavior.

The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.
 


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lol Kenny
 
HAHAHA! Funny :)
 
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