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What self soothing practices have you resorted to since Trump has taken office?
I have resorted to designing various t-shirts on those t-shirt designing websites. My newest t-shirt idea has the painted self portrait of George W. Bush on the front with “Bleeding Heart Liberal” on the back. I’m pretty sure I should send it to print for my entire family, including the twelve year old.
I come up with website ideas in my head. Countdown to impeachment . Com is probably out there, but mine would include betting. Kind of like a giant office pool for the nation. I’m pretty certain someone would get very, very rich from this site. Maybe Trump could advertise his properties on it? Another website I thought of would be called “ still my Mother #%&! President .com.” This is where we could go into deep denial and pretend that Obama was still in office. There would be multiple message boards set up where we could say things such as “aren’t all of these environmental protections laws nice?” And “wow these laws that protect me from rape sure feel good!!” And “Whoo doggy, this health insurance sure looks good on me!”
I drink now. Yeah, umm.. i used to drink two or three times per year. Now it’s happening two or three times per month. I’m not sure I have any intention of stopping either.
I plan my impeachment party. So far, it is still contained to one day/night. Although, the days will increase with each passing year of Trump’s presidency. I will be wearing a tutu and something sparkly and possibly leopard print shoes. I plan to be shitfaced college style. Prince will be blaring so loudly that my neighbors will either come join me or will be dancing in their own homes. I may have to hire a clown, just to freak my husband out.
This party is in its infancy, but every time I get upset, I add a new element. I think I need to concentrate on this more. It seems to bring me peace.
That’s all I have for now.
I have resorted to designing various t-shirts on those t-shirt designing websites. My newest t-shirt idea has the painted self portrait of George W. Bush on the front with “Bleeding Heart Liberal” on the back. I’m pretty sure I should send it to print for my entire family, including the twelve year old.
I come up with website ideas in my head. Countdown to impeachment . Com is probably out there, but mine would include betting. Kind of like a giant office pool for the nation. I’m pretty certain someone would get very, very rich from this site. Maybe Trump could advertise his properties on it? Another website I thought of would be called “ still my Mother #%&! President .com.” This is where we could go into deep denial and pretend that Obama was still in office. There would be multiple message boards set up where we could say things such as “aren’t all of these environmental protections laws nice?” And “wow these laws that protect me from rape sure feel good!!” And “Whoo doggy, this health insurance sure looks good on me!”
I drink now. Yeah, umm.. i used to drink two or three times per year. Now it’s happening two or three times per month. I’m not sure I have any intention of stopping either.
I plan my impeachment party. So far, it is still contained to one day/night. Although, the days will increase with each passing year of Trump’s presidency. I will be wearing a tutu and something sparkly and possibly leopard print shoes. I plan to be shitfaced college style. Prince will be blaring so loudly that my neighbors will either come join me or will be dancing in their own homes. I may have to hire a clown, just to freak my husband out.
This party is in its infancy, but every time I get upset, I add a new element. I think I need to concentrate on this more. It seems to bring me peace.That’s all I have for now.
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