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How the Fight Started! LOL

P: 12/7/2007 9:34:58 PM
DiamanteBlu Ideal Rock Total Posts: 2,474 Last Post: 11/6/2009 Member Since: 7/12/2005	I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started . . . ============================ Blu "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin, 1759
Posted: 12/7/2007 9:34:58 PM

There are 19 replies to this message. There are 19 replies on this page.

P: 12/7/2007 9:45:39 PM
ang3199 Ideal Rock Total Posts: 727 Last Post: 12/12/2008 Member Since: 10/17/2007	Oh sheesh Diamante: I'm reading this thinking 'oh my goodness gracious'. Then I realized it was a joke. You jokester! Hahah ************** My favorite color is shiny
Posted: 12/7/2007 9:45:39 PM

P: 12/7/2007 9:52:53 PM
DiamanteBlu Ideal Rock Total Posts: 2,474 Last Post: 11/6/2009 Member Since: 7/12/2005	Sorry. I couldn't resist. When I first saw it I had the same reaction as you did. I should see if I can add an LOL! to the title so I don't worry people. ETA: Does anybody know how to edit a title of a thread? ============================ Blu "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin, 1759
Posted: 12/7/2007 9:52:53 PM

P: 12/7/2007 10:12:15 PM
Miranda Ideal Rock Total Posts: 4,042 Last Post: 9/24/2009 Member Since: 2/18/2006	It took me a while to realize this was a joke, LOL! I was thinking, "That Diamante is so mean!" I get it now!
Posted: 12/7/2007 10:12:15 PM

P: 12/7/2007 10:34:47 PM
*DeeJay** Ideal Rock Total Posts: 6,491 Last Post: 9/23/2009 Member Since: 3/26/2006	OK, this seriously made me laugh out loud! Now I have to explain it to my husband because he wants to know wha't so funny... ETA: So I explained it to my HH and he's first of all laughing as wildly as I did, and he second of all said, that's the kind of thing YOU would say. (I think he meant it as a compliment.)
Posted: 12/7/2007 10:34:47 PM

P: 12/7/2007 10:53:03 PM
diamondseeker2006 Ideal Rock Total Posts: 17,609 Last Post: 11/18/2009 Member Since: 1/11/2006	Okay, I have to admit...that was really funny! ~~~ When in doubt...don't.~~~
Posted: 12/7/2007 10:53:03 PM

P: 12/7/2007 11:11:55 PM
DiamanteBlu Ideal Rock Total Posts: 2,474 Last Post: 11/6/2009 Member Since: 7/12/2005	Date: 12/7/2007 10:12:15 PM Author: Miranda It took me a while to realize this was a joke, LOL! I was thinking, 'That Diamante is so mean!' I get it now! LOL! No, not mean - not a mean bone in my body. I needed a good laugh and when I "got it" - took a few secs! I cracked up [been in court at trial and testifying this week re my ex not paying what he owes and I am exhausted but can't sleep so I'm vegging out but posting nonetheless.]. I thought it would be appreciated here but I should have titled it as a joke! My bad [as DD would say]! ============================ Blu "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin, 1759
Posted: 12/7/2007 11:11:55 PM

P: 12/7/2007 11:13:42 PM
BigDiamonds Ideal Rock Total Posts: 699 Last Post: 9/27/2009 Member Since: 3/29/2007	LOL. I was pretty impressed for a second. That would have been very witty. And mean. But still witty!!
Posted: 12/7/2007 11:13:42 PM

P: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM
risingsun Ideal Rock Total Posts: 3,418 Last Post: 11/23/2009 Member Since: 12/19/2006	This actuallly happened to me!! I was rear-ended, with my then young daughter in her car seat in the back seat of my car. I got out to "have at" the driver. Well, the driver got out of her car and she was a dwarf--I swear to God! I backed down from attack mode and she offered to pay for all damages and she promptly did. It was one of those totally experiences...no disrespect meant to any of small stature. ~Marian ______________________________________ "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that bling..."
Posted: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM

P: 12/7/2007 11:29:21 PM
DiamanteBlu Ideal Rock Total Posts: 2,474 Last Post: 11/6/2009 Member Since: 7/12/2005	Date: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM Author: risingsun This actuallly happened to me!! I was rear-ended, with my then young daughter in her car seat in the back seat of my car. I got out to 'have at' the driver. Well, the driver got out of her car and she was a dwarf--I swear to God! I backed down from attack mode and she offered to pay for all damages and she promptly did. It was one of those totally experiences...no disrespect meant to any of small stature. Crap! LOL! BTW, I am happy to say that I have never had such an incident. OK, where is some wood - gotta go knock on it! ============================ Blu "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Ben Franklin, 1759
Posted: 12/7/2007 11:29:21 PM

P: 12/8/2007 12:20:13 AM
VegasAngel Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,449 Last Post: 11/10/2009 Member Since: 10/12/2005	Bwahahahaha. "Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly." GK Chesterton
Posted: 12/8/2007 12:20:13 AM

P: 12/8/2007 12:56:30 AM
Skippy123 Ideal Rock Total Posts: 19,828 Last Post: 11/23/2009 Member Since: 11/24/2006	Cute Skippy "The only things that stand between a person and what they want in life are the will to try it, and the faith to believe it's possible" Rich Devos
Posted: 12/8/2007 12:56:30 AM

P: 12/8/2007 4:36:59 AM
Maisie Ideal Rock Total Posts: 7,767 Last Post: 11/24/2009 Member Since: 12/30/2006	lol!!! Very funny!!!
Posted: 12/8/2007 4:36:59 AM

P: 12/8/2007 7:53:54 AM
Lorelei Ideal Rock Total Posts: 34,241 Last Post: 11/24/2009 Member Since: 4/30/2005	Highly amusing!!! Nothing is more sacred as the bond between horse and rider...no other creature can ever become so emotionally close to a human as a horse. When a horse dies, the memory lives on because an enormous part of his owner's heart, soul, very existence dies also...but that can never be laid to rest, it is not meant to be... - Stephanie M Thorn
Posted: 12/8/2007 7:53:54 AM

P: 12/8/2007 8:23:07 AM
Girlrocks Cut Rock Total Posts: 449 Last Post: 11/12/2009 Member Since: 7/19/2006	Ok, my first reaction was to say how off-color that was, but then I thought I must have missed something because no one would post this. Then, I had a cup of coffee (aka, sanity) and re-read it...now I get it! Funny! Thanks! Girlrocks
Posted: 12/8/2007 8:23:07 AM

P: 12/8/2007 11:07:15 AM
CrownJewel Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,856 Last Post: 11/12/2009 Member Since: 9/27/2006	That was great. For 5 seconds I thought you were a meanie too.
Posted: 12/8/2007 11:07:15 AM

P: 12/8/2007 11:31:40 AM
Ellen Ideal Rock Total Posts: 22,894 Last Post: 11/6/2009 Member Since: 1/13/2006	Date: 12/8/2007 7:53:54 AM Author: Lorelei Highly amusing!!! Indeed! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It is also important for the State to inculcate in its subjects an aversion to any 'conspiracy theory of history' for a search for 'conspiracies' means a search for motives and an attribution of responsibility for historical misdeeds." -Murray N. Rothbard, in The Anatomy of the State John Swinton [1829-1901] Chief Editorial Writer of the New York Times (Considered "the Dean of his Profession" by his peers), when asked to toast an 'Independent Press' in a gathering at the National Press Club, circa 1880 "There is no such thing in America as an independent press unless it is in the country towns. You know it, and I know it. There is not one of you who dare express an honest opinion. If you express it you know beforehand that it would never appear in print. I am paid... for keeping my honest opinions out of the paper I am connected with. Others of you are paid similar salaries for doing similar things.... The business of the New York journalist is to distort the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of Mammon, and sell his country and race for his daily bread, or for what is about the same thing, his salary. You know this, and I know it and what foolery to be toasting an 'independent press.' We are tools, and the vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are jumping-jacks. They pull the strings and we dance. Our time, our talents, our lives, our possibilities, all are the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes."
Posted: 12/8/2007 11:31:40 AM

P: 12/8/2007 2:40:18 PM
Mara Ideal Rock Total Posts: 27,922 Last Post: 11/23/2009 Member Since: 10/30/2002	Date: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM Author: risingsun I got out to 'have at' the driver. she was a dwarf! I backed down from attack mode I'm curious...why would you back down from attack mode just because she was a dwarf? Regardless of that fact, she still rear-ended you and you were still upset. Was it suddenly okay because she was small? Not that I am saying I wouldn't do the same thing...I probably would unconsciously, but this post made me wonder WHY we would do that. ________________________________ "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein
Posted: 12/8/2007 2:40:18 PM

P: 12/8/2007 2:48:54 PM
Gypsy Ideal Rock Total Posts: 14,306 Last Post: 11/20/2009 Member Since: 8/9/2005	ROFLMAO. I LOVE THAT! It's terrible, cause now I'm going to be chuckling all day! Thank you DB!
Posted: 12/8/2007 2:48:54 PM

P: 12/8/2007 10:56:55 PM
risingsun Ideal Rock Total Posts: 3,418 Last Post: 11/23/2009 Member Since: 12/19/2006	Date: 12/8/2007 2:40:18 PM Author: Mara Date: 12/7/2007 11:25:06 PM Author: risingsun I got out to 'have at' the driver. she was a dwarf! I backed down from attack mode I'm curious...why would you back down from attack mode just because she was a dwarf? Regardless of that fact, she still rear-ended you and you were still upset. Was it suddenly okay because she was small? Not that I am saying I wouldn't do the same thing...I probably would unconsciously, but this post made me wonder WHY we would do that. Mara~I got out of my car and stood up to my full height of 5'4". She got out of her car and came up to my belly button I have a testy temper, but I just couldn't "go for it." Once I discovered that my daughter was not injured, which I did before confronting the other driver, I was rendered silent by looking at the top of her head. I once had an argument with a police officer, who hit my car, so I'm usually quite vocal, but this one just had me ~Marian ______________________________________ "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that bling..."
Posted: 12/8/2007 10:56:55 PM

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