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TWENTY-FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED... |
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| P: 4/10/2003 12:36:53 PM | |
Iceman Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,374 Last Post: 1/24/2008 Member Since: 8/26/2000 |
TWENTY-FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED... 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. It aint the jeans that make your butt look fat. |
| Posted: 4/10/2003 12:36:53 PM | |
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There are 2 replies to this message. There are 2 replies on this page. |
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| P: 4/10/2003 2:15:22 PM | |
andrea Cut Rock Total Posts: 154 Last Post: 12/5/2003 Member Since: 12/9/2002 |
If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all :O) |
| Posted: 4/10/2003 2:15:22 PM | |
| P: 4/10/2003 2:40:51 PM | |
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Iceman Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,374 Last Post: 1/24/2008 Member Since: 8/26/2000 |
My wife repled ~Okay - #25 is just down right harsh! Take note of #15! 
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| Posted: 4/10/2003 2:40:51 PM | |
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