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| P: 5/9/2006 6:22:23 PM | |
strmrdr Ideal Rock Total Posts: 23,296 Last Post: 10/9/2009 Member Since: 11/1/2003 |
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rats ass if somebody notices your haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to a different gas station because this one is too icky. Same work.....more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000 Tuxedo rental $50 People never stare at your chest when you're talking The occasional, well-rendered belch is almost expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five day vacation only requires 1 suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If somebody forgets to invite you to something, you and he or she can still be friends. Your underwear only costs $8.99 for a three-pack. You can be single at 34 and nobody notices ( except your mom) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger side. Three pair of shoes is more than enough. You don't have to clean up if the maid is coming. You can quietly watch a game on TV with a buddy for hours without thinking "he must be mad at me." You don't mooch off of others desserts. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a gift. You are not expected to know the names of more than 10 colors. You don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut or a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are not able to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years.....sometimes decades. You never shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. You look prosperous if you're fat. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can do your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 45 minutes. ****!!! It's great to be a man. Every man should count his blessings every day ........... Karl has joined the diamond trade and is now posting as Karl_K |
| Posted: 5/9/2006 6:22:23 PM | |
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| P: 5/10/2006 4:27:26 AM | |
Lorelei Ideal Rock Total Posts: 34,254 Last Post: 11/24/2009 Member Since: 4/30/2005 |
I have ahem...NEVER been known to do this Mr Storm "You don't mooch off of others desserts" especially if it is lemon pie Don't you know the female dessert stealing rule????  The calories don't count if you help yourself to dessert from a man's dish! 
 Nothing is more sacred as the bond between horse and rider...no other creature can ever become so emotionally close to a human as a horse. When a horse dies, the memory lives on because an enormous part of his owner's heart, soul, very existence dies also...but that can never be laid to rest, it is not meant to be... - Stephanie M Thorn |
| Posted: 5/10/2006 4:27:26 AM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 9:26:41 AM | |
Dee*Jay Ideal Rock Total Posts: 6,491 Last Post: 9/23/2009 Member Since: 3/26/2006 |
One more male blessing -- Men don't spend hours at a time starting at their diamond to see if there's some imagined flaw that was somehow missed by GIA, the jeweler, and the independent appraiser, but you can somehow now almost see with your naked eye!
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| Posted: 5/10/2006 9:26:41 AM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 9:29:34 AM | |
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Lorelei Ideal Rock Total Posts: 34,254 Last Post: 11/24/2009 Member Since: 4/30/2005 |
Very true DJ!
Nothing is more sacred as the bond between horse and rider...no other creature can ever become so emotionally close to a human as a horse. When a horse dies, the memory lives on because an enormous part of his owner's heart, soul, very existence dies also...but that can never be laid to rest, it is not meant to be... - Stephanie M Thorn |
| Posted: 5/10/2006 9:29:34 AM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 10:49:53 AM | |
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strmrdr Ideal Rock Total Posts: 23,296 Last Post: 10/9/2009 Member Since: 11/1/2003 |
Date: 5/10/2006 9:26:41 AM Author: Dee*Jay One more male blessing -- Men don't spend hours at a time starting at their diamond to see if there's some imagined flaw that was somehow missed by GIA, the jeweler, and the independent appraiser, but you can somehow now almost see with your naked eye! I dont? You forgot to add cant see with a loupe and an IS and an aset scope! but its there I swear on it! hehehehehehe ........... Karl has joined the diamond trade and is now posting as Karl_K |
| Posted: 5/10/2006 10:49:53 AM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 10:56:18 AM | |
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Dee*Jay Ideal Rock Total Posts: 6,491 Last Post: 9/23/2009 Member Since: 3/26/2006 |
You're right Storm, I should have said "MOST men..." !!!
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| Posted: 5/10/2006 10:56:18 AM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 4:32:46 PM | |
moon river Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,806 Last Post: 6/26/2006 Member Since: 1/7/2006 |
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| Posted: 5/10/2006 4:32:46 PM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 4:40:41 PM | |
IrishEyes Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,246 Last Post: 7/28/2008 Member Since: 1/4/2005 |
glad you have that long list to make yourself feel better. too bad the most important thing can never be on your list: THE WOMAN IS THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHETHER YOUR GETTING ANY OR NOT!!!   show your little "list" to your wife and I'm bettin' you'll get a big fat "NO" for tonite......  
IrishEyes,AJP (GIA) |
| Posted: 5/10/2006 4:40:41 PM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 9:29:54 PM | |
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strmrdr Ideal Rock Total Posts: 23,296 Last Post: 10/9/2009 Member Since: 11/1/2003 |
Date: 5/10/2006 4:40:41 PM Author: IrishEyes glad you have that long list to make yourself feel better. too bad the most important thing can never be on your list: THE WOMAN IS THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHETHER YOUR GETTING ANY OR NOT!!! show your little 'list' to your wife and I'm bettin' you'll get a big fat 'NO' for tonite...... (wifey2b)- tell irish u dont have to worry about a no tonight lol u already knew it would be that with running after 4 kids all day lol ........... Karl has joined the diamond trade and is now posting as Karl_K |
| Posted: 5/10/2006 9:29:54 PM | |
| P: 5/10/2006 9:30:56 PM | |
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strmrdr Ideal Rock Total Posts: 23,296 Last Post: 10/9/2009 Member Since: 11/1/2003 |
besides she is 1700 miles away and no licence. ........... Karl has joined the diamond trade and is now posting as Karl_K |
| Posted: 5/10/2006 9:30:56 PM | |
| P: 5/11/2006 3:34:08 AM | |
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Lorelei Ideal Rock Total Posts: 34,254 Last Post: 11/24/2009 Member Since: 4/30/2005 |
Date: 5/10/2006 4:40:41 PM Author: IrishEyes glad you have that long list to make yourself feel better. too bad the most important thing can never be on your list: THE WOMAN IS THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHETHER YOUR GETTING ANY OR NOT!!! show your little 'list' to your wife and I'm bettin' you'll get a big fat 'NO' for tonite...... Hee hee my Irish stopped by! Miss ya gal!
Nothing is more sacred as the bond between horse and rider...no other creature can ever become so emotionally close to a human as a horse. When a horse dies, the memory lives on because an enormous part of his owner's heart, soul, very existence dies also...but that can never be laid to rest, it is not meant to be... - Stephanie M Thorn |
| Posted: 5/11/2006 3:34:08 AM | |
| P: 5/11/2006 9:34:32 AM | |
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IrishEyes Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,246 Last Post: 7/28/2008 Member Since: 1/4/2005 |
Date: 5/11/2006 3:34:08 AM Author: Lorelei Date: 5/10/2006 4:40:41 PM Author: IrishEyes glad you have that long list to make yourself feel better. too bad the most important thing can never be on your list: THE WOMAN IS THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHETHER YOUR GETTING ANY OR NOT!!! show your little 'list' to your wife and I'm bettin' you'll get a big fat 'NO' for tonite...... Hee hee my Irish stopped by! Miss ya gal! awwww, miss you too!! Thought I'd grace everyone with my appearance!
IrishEyes,AJP (GIA) |
| Posted: 5/11/2006 9:34:32 AM | |
| P: 5/11/2006 9:36:50 AM | |
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Lorelei Ideal Rock Total Posts: 34,254 Last Post: 11/24/2009 Member Since: 4/30/2005 |
Hehe - it was about time!
Nothing is more sacred as the bond between horse and rider...no other creature can ever become so emotionally close to a human as a horse. When a horse dies, the memory lives on because an enormous part of his owner's heart, soul, very existence dies also...but that can never be laid to rest, it is not meant to be... - Stephanie M Thorn |
| Posted: 5/11/2006 9:36:50 AM | |
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