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| P: 3/16/2006 3:38:34 PM | |
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Wink Ideal Rock Total Posts: 4,032 Last Post: 11/17/2009 Member Since: 5/4/2001 |
My daughter sent me this joke this morning. Seems appropriate for Pricescope! A Woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left. The friend says, "How can that be? The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. .. The rest went for the memorial stone." The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?" The widow says, "Three carats." Bada Bing... She was right, I laughed out loud! Wink Wink Jones GG Winfield's/High Performance Diamonds |
| Posted: 3/16/2006 3:38:34 PM | |
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| P: 3/16/2006 3:43:55 PM | |
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Kaleigh Ideal Rock Total Posts: 25,889 Last Post: 11/21/2009 Member Since: 11/18/2004 |
That is pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh Wink.
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 3:43:55 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 3:47:22 PM | |
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mrssalvo Ideal Rock Total Posts: 16,856 Last Post: 11/20/2009 Member Since: 1/3/2005 |
that is very cute.
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 3:47:22 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 4:03:15 PM | |
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IslandDreams Ideal Rock Total Posts: 2,011 Last Post: 12/3/2008 Member Since: 11/19/2004 |
Oh, that's good. I'm going to have to remember that one.
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 4:03:15 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 4:04:54 PM | |
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Mara Ideal Rock Total Posts: 27,893 Last Post: 11/20/2009 Member Since: 10/30/2002 |
LOVE IT!
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 4:04:54 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM | |
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Miranda Ideal Rock Total Posts: 4,042 Last Post: 9/24/2009 Member Since: 2/18/2006 |
That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 4:32:15 PM | |
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monarch64 Ideal Rock Total Posts: 9,544 Last Post: 11/20/2009 Member Since: 8/12/2005 |
I love it!!! That is totally appropriate for PS!
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." Henry David Thoreau |
| Posted: 3/16/2006 4:32:15 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM | |
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Wink Ideal Rock Total Posts: 4,032 Last Post: 11/17/2009 Member Since: 5/4/2001 |
Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM Author: Miranda That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat. ![]() To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard. Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose. OW that HURTS! Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit. I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee... Wink Wink Jones |
| Posted: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 8:02:51 PM | |
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Miranda Ideal Rock Total Posts: 4,042 Last Post: 9/24/2009 Member Since: 2/18/2006 |
Date: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM Coffee through the nose???!!! Luckily it wasn't fresh and hot!!!
Author: Wink Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM Author: Miranda That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat. ![]() To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard. Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose. OW that HURTS! Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit. I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee... Wink
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 8:02:51 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 8:43:48 PM | |
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Rascal49 Ideal Rock Total Posts: 4,350 Last Post: 7/16/2007 Member Since: 7/25/2004 |
Haha, that is GREAT!!!
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 8:43:48 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 10:09:24 PM | |
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SanDiegoLady Ideal Rock Total Posts: 14,203 Last Post: 11/19/2009 Member Since: 7/6/2005 |
ROFL.. I like it. LOL
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 10:09:24 PM | |
| P: 3/16/2006 10:11:22 PM | |
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SanDiegoLady Ideal Rock Total Posts: 14,203 Last Post: 11/19/2009 Member Since: 7/6/2005 |
Date: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM Author: Wink Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM Author: Miranda That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat. ![]() To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard. Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose. OW that HURTS! Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit. I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee... Wink ROFL.. That's funny.
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| Posted: 3/16/2006 10:11:22 PM | |
| P: 3/17/2006 12:02:01 PM | |
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Tacori E-ring Ideal Rock Total Posts: 16,078 Last Post: 11/20/2009 Member Since: 8/15/2005 |
Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM Author: Miranda That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat. ![]() That is so funny!
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| Posted: 3/17/2006 12:02:01 PM | |
| P: 3/18/2006 4:50:12 PM | |
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Mrs Darlin Joy Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,269 Last Post: 10/12/2006 Member Since: 2/12/2004 |
Oh, now this is .... Funny! I am all smiles today! Thanks! ![]() I told my husband about the death threat ... he laughed too!
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| Posted: 3/18/2006 4:50:12 PM | |
| P: 3/18/2006 5:45:35 PM | |
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moon river Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,806 Last Post: 6/26/2006 Member Since: 1/7/2006 |
Hilarious.
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| Posted: 3/18/2006 5:45:35 PM | |
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