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P:  3/16/2006 3:38:34 PM  
Wink
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My daughter sent me this joke this morning.  Seems appropriate for Pricescope!

A Woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she
tells her  closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

The friend says, "How can that be?

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course
I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500
for the wake, food and drinks, you know. .. The rest went for the
memorial stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big
is it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."

Bada Bing...

She was right, I laughed out loud!

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Posted:  3/16/2006 3:38:34 PM

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P: 3/16/2006 3:43:55 PM
Kaleigh
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That is pretty funny.  Thanks for the laugh Wink.

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Posted:  3/16/2006 3:43:55 PM
P: 3/16/2006 3:47:22 PM
mrssalvo
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that is very cute.





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Posted:  3/16/2006 3:47:22 PM
P: 3/16/2006 4:03:15 PM
IslandDreams
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Oh, that's good.  I'm going to have to remember that one. 

Posted:  3/16/2006 4:03:15 PM
P: 3/16/2006 4:04:54 PM
Mara
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LOVE IT!

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Posted:  3/16/2006 4:04:54 PM
P: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
Miranda
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That's a good one.  I sent it to my DH.  He thought it was a death threat.

Posted:  3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
P: 3/16/2006 4:32:15 PM
monarch64
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I love it!!!  That is totally appropriate for PS! 

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Posted:  3/16/2006 4:32:15 PM
P: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM
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Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
Author: Miranda
That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.

To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard.  Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose.  OW that HURTS!

Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit.

I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee...

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Posted:  3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM
P: 3/16/2006 8:02:51 PM
Miranda
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Date: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM
Author: Wink

Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
Author: Miranda
That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.

To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard. Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose. OW that HURTS!

Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit.

I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee...

Wink
Coffee through the nose???!!!  Luckily it wasn't fresh and hot!!!

Posted:  3/16/2006 8:02:51 PM
P: 3/16/2006 8:43:48 PM
Rascal49
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Haha, that is GREAT!!!

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Posted:  3/16/2006 8:43:48 PM
P: 3/16/2006 10:09:24 PM
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ROFL.. I like it. LOL








Posted:  3/16/2006 10:09:24 PM
P: 3/16/2006 10:11:22 PM
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Date: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM
Author: Wink

Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
Author: Miranda
That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.

To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard. Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose. OW that HURTS!

Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit.

I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee...

Wink

ROFL.. That's funny.








Posted:  3/16/2006 10:11:22 PM
P: 3/17/2006 12:02:01 PM
Tacori E-ring
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Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
Author: Miranda
That's a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.


That is so funny!

Posted:  3/17/2006 12:02:01 PM
P: 3/18/2006 4:50:12 PM
Mrs Darlin Joy
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Oh, now this is .... Funny!  I am all smiles today! Thanks!

I told my husband about the death threat ... he laughed too!

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Posted:  3/18/2006 4:50:12 PM
P: 3/18/2006 5:45:35 PM
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Hilarious.

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Posted:  3/18/2006 5:45:35 PM

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