Strange Questions That Will Always Remain Unanswered.

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1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
_Practice, trial and error

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
- could be, next time check to see if they have cut holes for their eyes, or if they are saying BOO!

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
-nope she sends him to time out

4. Is there another word for synonym?
-sure in every language but according to my English teacher in 8th grade there are no synonyms at all

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
-yes, but hey practice makes perfect

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- along with what anchor said, are cost issues, and the fact that it would be too heavy to take off

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- yes why wouldn’t they?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
a fly is called a drosophila…fly is a nick name

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
-so you have to go in and get the key, often because you have to purchase something to use it, or because they are outside and they don’t want people mis-behaving out there….yucky

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
-yes, but perhaps they are just brining him in, he might not be in custody

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
-because the law says they have too

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
- eh this is a religious one, not touching that

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- I wish they could…I know so many people who have lost a child to deer hitting their car.

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
English muffins, you can just pull those apart

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
no they only pretend...unless they are truly dedicated

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
because it goes bad

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
wasted your time

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
John McCarthy

19. Why are hemorrhoids called " hemorrhoids " instead of "asteroids"?

-probably because some of them occur within the body


---This was not intended to be serious, just my first thought at reading each of the questions

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

........... Karl has joined the diamond trade and is now posting as Karl_K

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Date: 3/11/2006 10:42:48 AM
Author: Matatora

Date: 3/9/2006 5:25:02 PM

Author: strmrdr

Matatora,

I dont know which is more funny, your answers or that you took the time to post them!

lol :}

I am a nerd....

........... Karl has joined the diamond trade and is now posting as Karl_K

Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.