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| P: 12/14/2005 12:14:16 PM | |
kenny Ideal Rock Total Posts: 2,800 Last Post: 11/22/2009 Member Since: 4/30/2005 |
"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1, Repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please wish that someone would just know to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5 and 6. If you are parnoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer." |
| Posted: 12/14/2005 12:14:16 PM | |
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| P: 12/15/2005 12:14:44 AM | |
AChiOAlumna Ideal Rock Total Posts: 1,678 Last Post: 2/24/2007 Member Since: 3/11/2005 |
Working in the mental health field, I've seen this one many times before, but it always keeps me laughing!!! I never understood the manic-depressive one though, as that doesn't really represent Bipolar Disorder...but it's cute nonetheless!!!
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| Posted: 12/15/2005 12:14:44 AM | |
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