Help me with Candy Names...please!

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Piece of cake and a candle.
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Piece of cake and a candle.
**ng gift**

this probably isn't appropriate for a 19 year old (well i guess it depends on your family!) but at a party we went to recently for an older man, i think it was his 75th bday they did something like..

happy birthday you hot tamale...you sure hit the payday when you married that tootsie roll of a wife of yours! sure, you get snickers about the fact that your whatchamacallit still works at your age, but they don't know that you need to take five after eight, or else she'll need to find herself a new sugar daddy!

it was something along those lines and sooo hilarious. the funny thing was that was the first candy poster board i had seen and then a week later someone in our office did it for another gal. i thought what is this like THE thing to do now?! haha. i'd try just playing around with the words to see what you can come up with. have fun.

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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

-Albert Einstein

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Baby Shower:
Dearest friends and family ______ has always been MOUNDS of fun to be around because she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirit. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. I am not playing TWIX on ______, when I say that she has truly found her perfect SUGAR DADDY to have her SUGAR BABY with. I bet the baby will be one HOT TAMALE. ______ is someone who can always be counted on in a CRUNCH, and I know she truly does TREASURE being pregnant because everyone’s still telling HERSHEYS beautiful, and that they love her to PIECES.
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On your Shower Day we are warning you that at times the little RUNT is going to drive you BONKERS! You will be sick and tired of hearing GOO GOO and gaga. Just remember I’m your LIFESAVER who is there for you for a FAST BREAK, when you are in SHOCK and start to see DOTS from sleep exhaustion.
You have very good REISEN for being grumpy every NOW & LATER being that you were a bit CHUNKY for nine months, and now you have to fall asleep to a Screaming SYMPHONY. You should also know that once the baby comes your bank account will go from 100 GRAND to ZERO from Diapers and suplies even on a PAYDAY! Just remember all of us are there for you through the ROCKY ROAD, because we love you to PIECES. We hope for WHOPPERS of ALMOND JOY for you and your family. After, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH is born you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS.

HUGS & KISSES,

Birthday poem,

I was going to give you 100 GRAND for you birthday, but the money slipped throug my BUTTERFINGER. I didn't have a WHATCHAMACALLIT to sell and it wasn't PAYDAY. My checking account was ZERO so I couldn't do my shopping on 5TH AVENUE. I didn't think a pet KITKAT or a trip to MARS or seeing the MILKY WAY would be appropriate. I do want to wish you MOUNDS of ALMOND JOY as you SKOR up another birthday. Enjoy and eat up this card wth my best wishes. I hope it doesn't make you ROLOver and get sick. If it does, I promise not to SNICKER.

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Happy Birthday, ______
Now that you’ve reached ____, do you hear a (Symphony) of (Snickers)?
Do your bones (Krackel) and (Crunch)?
Does the old (Bun) feel a little (Chunky)?
Do you act like a (Butterfinger)?
Have your (Whoppers) turned to (Milk Duds)?
Have the old (Whatchamacallit) gone to )Mars)?
Don’t worry, stay (Carefree) . . .
We still think you’re worth (100 Grand)
Love,
Hesheys 50! Do you hear SNICKERS from those around you?that's good your hearing hasn't gone yet.They are jealous you still look like JUNIOR MINTS at 50! But soon you'll have BUTTERFINGERS Feel your bones CRUNCH and say"Where's my WHATCHAMACALLIT?" I had a hard time finding a gift. I thought we could TAKE5 in new YORK(pepermint pattie) but it wasn't PAYDAY. I knew you wouldn't want a pet KITKAT or DOVE. I didn't find tickets to the MILKY WAY.So I made you this card before your too old to read or chew it. Please don't ROLOver and get sick eating your M&MS or REESES! EXTRA love,
Make a candy gram. Purchase a large stiff poster board. Buy candy bars you can use for your message. Attach the candy bars onto the poster board. Example: To my "Big Hunk", you are "Almond Joy" and I would walk to "Mars" just to be with you. Decorate the poster to go with the theme you are celebrating. Place the poster in the passenger's seat of his car for him to find on that special day.

Baby Shower:
Dearest friends and family ______ has always been MOUNDS of fun to be around because she is such a funny GOOBER with a CAREFREE spirit. I PROMISE this bouquet will bring a SNICKER to her as I read my poem. I am not playing TWIX on ______, when I say that she has truly found her perfect SUGAR DADDY to have her SUGAR BABY with. I bet the baby will be one HOT TAMALE. ______ is someone who can always be counted on in a CRUNCH, and I know she truly does TREASURE being pregnant because everyone’s still telling HERSHEYS beautiful, and that they love her to PIECES.

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On your Shower Day we are warning you that at times the little RUNT is going to drive you BONKERS! You will be sick and tired of hearing GOO GOO and gaga. Just remember I’m your LIFESAVER who is there for you for a FAST BREAK, when you are in SHOCK and start to see DOTS from sleep exhaustion.
You have very good REISEN for being grumpy every NOW & LATER being that you were a bit CHUNKY for nine months, and now you have to fall asleep to a Screaming SYMPHONY. You should also know that once the baby comes your bank account will go from 100 GRAND to ZERO from Diapers and suplies even on a PAYDAY! Just remember all of us are there for you through the ROCKY ROAD, because we love you to PIECES. We hope for WHOPPERS of ALMOND JOY for you and your family. After, O-HENRY, or BABY RUTH is born you will be known as the 3 MUSKETEERS. HUGS & KISSES,

Hey Tootsie Roll,
We were going to give you 100 GRAND for your birthday, but the EXTRA money slipped through our BUTTERFINGER. I didn't have a WHATCHAMACALLIT to sell and it wasn't PAYDAY. My checking account was ZERO so I couldn't do my shopping on 5TH AVENUE. I didn't think a pet KITKAT, a trip to the SYMPHONY, a flight to MARS, or seeing the MILKY WAY would be appropriate. I do want to wish you MOUNDS of ALMOND JOY as you SKOR up another birthday. Enjoy and eat up this card with our best wishes. I hope it doesn't make you ROLOver and get sick. If it does, we promise not to SNICKER. You are M-AZING and our SWEAT TART.
Love your SUGAR DADDY, and the 3 MUSKATEERS (3 peoples names.)
HUGS & KISSES

As you approach the PAYDAY of your life, do you hear SNICKERS and RAZZLES from those around you? Do you feel that you are somewhere TWIX infancy and the old folks home? Are you having a continual battle with those MOUNDS ? Don’t let anybody call you a SLOPOKE . Get your WHATAMACALLIT in gear. It’s time to get something EXTRA out of life. Let your life SKOR . Although some may say you are NUTS or worse yet, a SUCKER , we think you are SPECIAL (dark) ! There are many GOOD&PLENTY years ahead of you! So be CAREFEE and remember life is a lot more pleasant when filled with hugs and KISSES! Happy Birthday

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

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Piece of cake and a candle.
**ng gift**

-Matatora Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.