Top 10 signs you may have gotten engaged to the wrong girl

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN ENGAGED TO THE WRONG GIRL 

10. She brings home a copy of “Having the Perfect Wedding for under $250,000.”

9. Her VISA company calls to congratulate you.

8. She calls the INS with the news before she calls her mother.

7. “You’re not going to make me sign a pre-nuptial agreement, are you?”

6. Ron Jeremy calls to congratulate you.

5. “Honey, you know I love my little diamond, I was just thinking that with mortgage rates so low these days…”

4. When you meet her parents, her father exclaims, “Him? You said the other guy was the father!”

3. She insists on using Prince’s “Head” as the music for the first dance at your reception.

2. Osama bin Laden calls to congratulate you.

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1. Two words: J. Lo.