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Super_Ideal_Rock
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What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear
Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station
How did the dentist break his mirror?...Acci-DENTALly
Why didn''t the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth
strmrdr
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Important Grammar Rules
1. Don''t abbrev.
2. Check to see if you any words out.
3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. When dangling, don''t use participles.
6. Don''t use no double negatives.
7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
8. Just between you and I, case is important.
9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
10. Don''t use commas, that aren''t necessary.
11. Its important to use apostrophe''s right.
12. It''s better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.
13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.
14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should.
15. begin with a capital and end with a period
16. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.
17. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas
18. to keep a string of items apart.
19. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.
20. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
21. Avoid unnecessary redundancy.
22. A writer mustn''t shift your point of view.
23. Don''t write a run-on sentence you''ve got to punctuate it.
24. A preposition isn''t a good thing to end a sentence with.
25. Avoid cliches like the plague.
1. Don''t abbrev.
2. Check to see if you any words out.
3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. When dangling, don''t use participles.
6. Don''t use no double negatives.
7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
8. Just between you and I, case is important.
9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
10. Don''t use commas, that aren''t necessary.
11. Its important to use apostrophe''s right.
12. It''s better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.
13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.
14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should.
15. begin with a capital and end with a period
16. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.
17. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas
18. to keep a string of items apart.
19. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.
20. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
21. Avoid unnecessary redundancy.
22. A writer mustn''t shift your point of view.
23. Don''t write a run-on sentence you''ve got to punctuate it.
24. A preposition isn''t a good thing to end a sentence with.
25. Avoid cliches like the plague.
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Storm, Storm, Storm,
What ever are we going to do about YOU and YOUR naming of threads? Now you are designing PUSH BUTTONS for the naming of a topic? it is not like you were JUST warned about titles. Tisk Tisk Tisk.
We are going to have to form a committee...discuss you and your antics...I don''t know, this is not going to be pretty. Ok, I''ll bring the cookies.
DKS
PS. Oh, and thanks for the giggles. They, as usual, were great! Let''s hope the committee allows you to continue postings. It wouldn''t be the same without you!!
What ever are we going to do about YOU and YOUR naming of threads? Now you are designing PUSH BUTTONS for the naming of a topic? it is not like you were JUST warned about titles. Tisk Tisk Tisk.
We are going to have to form a committee...discuss you and your antics...I don''t know, this is not going to be pretty. Ok, I''ll bring the cookies.
DKS
PS. Oh, and thanks for the giggles. They, as usual, were great! Let''s hope the committee allows you to continue postings. It wouldn''t be the same without you!!
HappyAnniversary
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I love dental jokes, keep 'em coming and I'll use them at our next Christmas office party!!!! I am going to send all the conputer ones to my wonderful computer genius nephew who just won money in Las Vegas using his superior mental skills!! So that's why I always lose
and BTW--I thought of you strm as I was chowing down those beans on Memorial day.
and BTW--I thought of you strm as I was chowing down those beans on Memorial day.
strmrdr
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lol my dentist is a nice guy and I dont hate him just hate going to see him lolDate: 5/31/2007 11:02:49 PM
Author: monarch64
LOL, I don''t know what''s funnier, the jokes or the responses!
Storm, I can''t believe someone who hates the dentist as much as you do is posting that many dentist jokes!
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