A TALE OF TWO ROBINS

[strmrdr]

A TALE OF TWO ROBINS

Two robins decided to leave their tree to find some lunch. They found a freshly tilled patch of land that was crawling with worms. They quickly gobbled up as many of the worms as they could. Before long, they grew tired and decided to lie down in the warm sun. Soon, a large cat came along and ate both of them. As he finished, the cat thought, "I just love baskin'' robins."

 

[Kaleigh]

You can do better than that Storm, LOL.

 

[Gypsy]

*GROAN*

 

[strmrdr]

Date: 6/28/2006 9:38:00 PM
Author: Kaleigh
You can do better than that Storm, LOL.

ok ya forced me to post this :}

Gas Test

You are in a room with 5 people and someone you know passes gas. Do you?


1: ignore it

2: walk out of the room and get the air freshener.

3: quietly open a window

4: ask did I hear a frog?

5: yell: what did you eat last night? you stink



You’re in a fancy restaurant and have to pass gas. Do you:


1: go to the restroom hide in a stall and lock the door.

2: go outside to the patio

3: try and sneak it out

4: let it rip and say: there is the frog

5: let it rip and blame it on someone else.


If you answered 4 or 5 to either question you’re a Guy

If you answered 1 or 2 to both questions you’re a Gal

If you answered 5 to both questions: grow up it isn’t grade school!

 

[IrishAngel7982]

 

[mrssalvo]

i just tested hubby on the second one..yep, he''s a guy

 

[Gypsy]

WHEW! DF isn''t a gradeschooler. Definitely a guy though. lol.

 

[Kaleigh]

Date: 6/28/2006 9:57:26 PM
Author: strmrdr

Date: 6/28/2006 9:38:00 PM
Author: Kaleigh
You can do better than that Storm, LOL.

ok ya forced me to post this :}

Gas Test

You are in a room with 5 people and someone you know passes gas. Do you?


1: ignore it

2: walk out of the room and get the air freshener.

3: quietly open a window

4: ask did I hear a frog?

5: yell: what did you eat last night? you stink



You’re in a fancy restaurant and have to pass gas. Do you:


1: go to the restroom hide in a stall and lock the door.

2: go outside to the patio

3: try and sneak it out

4: let it rip and say: there is the frog

5: let it rip and blame it on someone else.


If you answered 4 or 5 to either question you’re a Guy

If you answered 1 or 2 to both questions you’re a Gal

If you answered 5 to both questions: grow up it isn’t grade school!

Yeah I did didn''t I. Storm sent this to me earlier today. I said where do you find all these?? He said this was a Storm original. That it is, LOL