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Children - HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

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MissAva

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(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it
that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10 (spoken like a true man)
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who
they''re going to marry. God decides it all way
before, and you get to find out later who you''re
stuck with.
-- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be
a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?


(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


(1) Both don''t want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn''t she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date.
-- Martin, age 10 (so true!)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
SOUR?
(1) I''d run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote
about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9 (I love this one!)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


(1) When they''re rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (right on)
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn''t want to mess with that.
-- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with them.
It''s the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?


(1) I don''t know which is better, but I''ll tell you
one thing. I''m never going to have sex with my wife.
I don''t want to be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8
(2) It''s better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN''T
GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn''t there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10



This was a fwd...but it made me laugh so hard I just had to share....
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pea

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LOL, that''s so cute! I think I''ll ask my 9 year old brother these questions the next time I see him. Hope he can come up with some gems himself.
 

Blue824

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hehe i have seen that forward before, but i enjoyed reading it again. some of those really make you giggle!
 

AChiOAlumna

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Precious!! It really reminds you how innocent the mind of a child is!!
 

gingerBcookie

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lol! I Love that!!
 
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