Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so ...

[kenny]

http://www.vox.com/2015/5/26/8661537/sally-ride-tampons
Let me guess ... men made this call.


SNIP

Sally Ride — physicist, first American woman in space, and heroine of my youth — would have been 64 today.

Ride's accomplishments were extraordinary. But as Ann Friedman pointed out in her excellent profile of the astronaut, being first also had its burdens. Including, for instance, the need to disabuse NASA's male scientists of their spectacularly wrong expectations with regard to tampons:

[In preparation for Ride's trip aboard the Space Shuttle] Tampons were packed with their strings connecting them, like a strip of sausages, so they wouldn’t float away. Engineers asked Ride, "Is 100 the right number?" She would be in space for a week. "That would not be the right number," she told them.

Apparently, the male engineers then replied that "we just want to be safe."

That's right. NASA was under the impression that Sally Ride's seven days in space would require 100 tampons. We have many, many questions about the logic behind that theory:

 

[kenny]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thinks so ..

Another SNIP:


NASA just wanted to "be safe" from what exactly?

What did they think was going to happen up there?

Were the engineers under the impression that tampons were a defense against space monsters? Or bears?

Or was NASA concerned that tampons were a new and unreliable technology?

Was NASA worried that some of the 100 tampons might not be effective for their intended use?

Were some of the tampons intended as fail-safe measures to ensure that any individual tampon failure would be an isolated event, rather than a total systemic collapse?

Real talk: did the NASA engineers know what tampons are for?

Seriously, were they also going to send a couple of liters of O-negative and an IV up to space, to replenish Ride after all the hemorrhaging they apparently thought she would be doing in her spare time?

So are we to conclude that the space program's legendarily selective physical standards just said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in the section on "women's health"? Or were they under the impression that women like to try and discard multiple tampons in a row, Goldilocks-style, before they find one that is just right?

When Sally Ride joined the space program, did anyone tell her that one of her duties would be explaining women's hygiene products to her blissfully ignorant male colleagues?

Have we properly honored her for the contributions to gender equality those conversations would have constituted?

Shouldn't her Google Doodle recognize her achievement in having uncomfortable conversations about hygiene products, thus blazing a path for future women to head into orbit? As in, "Sally Ride: physicist, astronaut, educator, and savior of future generations from who knows how many @O*#%# stupid conversations about how periods work?"

Whom do we talk to about inscribing that description on a commemorative plaque? Or at least a certificate suitable for framing?

 

[partgypsy]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Hilarious. Another reason why representation is good, for both astronaunts, and in the engineering section.

 

[Lady_Disdain]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

What impressed me the most was that tampons would have been necessary at all. I would imagine she would be on the pill and skipping sugar pills, just to avoid complications. Even if she had the most regular, non PMS, non cramping cycle ever, dealing with a period in space has immense Yuck! factors.

 

[JaneSmith]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Should've just sent one of these.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x92grc_woomba-cleans-your-lady-business-ro_fun

 

[momhappy]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Oh, good grief….
As far as having a period in space is concerned, I don't see the big deal - how is it that much different than other bodily functions that go on up there? To me, it's not, but I suppose it might be yucky and/or bothersome to some.

 

[OreoRosies86]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

 

[Gypsy]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

What's awesome.

What exactly did they want to be safe from? What did they think would be happening up there. Awesome.

 

[stracci2000]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Men are afraid of tampons. Everyone knows that.

 

[kenny]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Should've just sent one of these.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x92grc_woomba-cleans-your-lady-business-ro_fun

Woomba!

Though I can't boast anatomy expertise in this field, even my limited familiarity made me expect wombas would be a different ... uhm ... shape.

 

[iluvshinythings]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Kenny, I'm so glad you are back!!!

"Packing For Mars" (by Mary Roach) is one of the most fascinating books I've ever read. It goes into great detail about the space program and relays some hilarious stories about astronauts. It didn't mention this story though.

PS - There isn't enough advil, wine or chocolate to get me through a 100 tampon week. If I had that amount of "need", I'd be like Godzilla on the empire state building.

 

[iLander]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Yes, Kenny, we do you use 100 per week.

Because they are so darn handy . . .

 

[kenny]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Hahaha.
You galz are craycray.

 

[iLander]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Deleted my post and pic.

Okay, even I thought that was in poor taste, so never mind . . .

Unlucky post, spit three times, too.

 

[iLander]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

Okay, so Kenny's imagination doesn't run wild, I was going to post a pic of a man wearing a (you know) wig.

Yes, that's are out there.

 

[kenny]

Re: Ladies, do you use 100 tampons a week? NASA thought so .

For centuries Britain's most distinguished men have worn tampons.