What Would Your Epitaph Be?

[Jambalaya]

This is totally not my original idea - I'm just bouncing off the True Confessions thread, where epitaphs came up.

What would yours be?

 

[Matata]

I would copy one from an old tombstone I once saw: "All dressed up and nowhere to go."

 

[Niel]

I shared my husband but not my own because sadly I don't have one so poignant yet lighthearted. Hopefully I'll have something before its too late

 

[24caratsequin]

"Never knowingly under dressed."

 

[Niel]

"Never knowingly under dressed."

Hahaha. My sister told me if she "goes" first that shed like my eulogy to include "she was always appropriately dressed"

 

[24caratsequin]

I don't blame her. That is an achievement! Sadly, I can think of way too many occasions upon which my beloved black dresses and heels did not serve me well... Outside, in Wisconsin, in February, anyone?

 

[Dee*Jay]

She came. She saw. She conquered. (And she had a REALLY good time along the way!)

 

[Circe]

I've always aimed for Sulla's: no better friend, no worse enemy.

 

[Niel]

I've always aimed for Sulla's: no better friend, no worse enemy.

Amazing.

 

[NOYFB]

She lived. She loved. She did things her way and didn't care what anyone thought. May she rock on in peace.

 

[VapidLapid]

Returned to Sender

 

[missy]

Good thread and I love everyone's choices. I never thought about it before but after a bit of pondering this morning here are three that have potential. Hopefully I have a while till I have to decide.

You have a whole eternity to think inside the box.

She lived, she loved, she laughed, she left.

Don't take life too seriously... No one gets out alive anyway.

(I have to credit my dad for this last one as he always said this to me when I was growing up and dealing with what I considered to be serious issues).

 

[momhappy]

I plan to be cremated and I honestly haven't given much thought as to whether or not I would have a dedicated headstone (but I;m guessing not). If I did, I don't think that I'd put anything special on it.

 

[tyty333]

She finally got her ultimate nap!

 

[OreoRosies86]

"Here lies Elliot86.

She lived each day as if it were her last...

Especially this one!"

 

[AprilBaby]

Thin at last
Thin at last
Thank god almighty she's thin at last

 

[bespokecarmel]

In the spirit of the thread would have to say I like the old ...I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK...

 

[monarch64]

'I wasted 10 years on this?"

 

[Madam Bijoux]

"Accepted a management position at Lucifer's Diamond Mine"

 

[VapidLapid]

"Accepted a management position at Lucifer's Diamond Mine"

I believe in a previous afterlife I ran the catering concession there; made a fortune selling dove bars.

 

[Andelain]

"Who is this?"

 

[PattyCo]

"See you real soon!"

 

[Amber St. Clare]

"She FINALLY fell asleep"