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Old Bubba was a normal guy, right up until the day that he suddenly started making the sound "Honda" whenever he passed gas. Being a typical good-old-boy, he could get off as many as a dozen "Honda" sounds in a row some days.
This began to worry him, since he suspected that something was wrong somewhere in his digestive system to cause him to suddenly start making these strange noises whenever he passed gas.
He visited several different Doctors, and had every procedure known to the medical profession performed on his digestive system. He had X-rays, Colonoscope work, MRI's, ultrasound, and so on and on and on. Nobody could find a medical reason for the strange noises.
Finally, in a fit of desperation, he took one of his buddies up on the offer to get him an appointment with the local Chinese "Acupuncture and Herbal Therapy" guy.
He went to his appointment, and described his problem. The old Chinese Doctor said "Open mouth, prease." Bubba opened his mouth, and the Doctor pointed to one of his teeth. "Go to Dentist. Get abscess fixed, and sound will go away."
Bubba said "What?"
The doctor told him "Surery you know that Abscess make the Fart go Honda."
This began to worry him, since he suspected that something was wrong somewhere in his digestive system to cause him to suddenly start making these strange noises whenever he passed gas.
He visited several different Doctors, and had every procedure known to the medical profession performed on his digestive system. He had X-rays, Colonoscope work, MRI's, ultrasound, and so on and on and on. Nobody could find a medical reason for the strange noises.
Finally, in a fit of desperation, he took one of his buddies up on the offer to get him an appointment with the local Chinese "Acupuncture and Herbal Therapy" guy.
He went to his appointment, and described his problem. The old Chinese Doctor said "Open mouth, prease." Bubba opened his mouth, and the Doctor pointed to one of his teeth. "Go to Dentist. Get abscess fixed, and sound will go away."
Bubba said "What?"
The doctor told him "Surery you know that Abscess make the Fart go Honda."