I thought this necklace looked cool, but....

[HopeDream]

DH thought it looked like ladyparts!

 

[Sky56]

Haha, it is something I've noticed for a long time - some pendants look downright gynecological, and this is one of them!

A design may look pretty, but if I can identify most of the female nether region parts in a jewelry design, I wouldn't ever wear it.

 

[marymm]

Yeah, I love Calla Lilies IRL, but IMHO the flower does not translate well to metal in most jewelry designs.

 

[baby monster]

Heehee, there is something there. My DH does not allow me to buy/hang any Georgia O'Keeffe paintings because of the same reason. He says they can only be displayed in OB's office .

 

[ericad]

I have a ring that I adore. It looks like a vagina. Which makes me love it even more. Vaginas are awesome and magical - I call the ring "Gina" (pronounced Jy-nah, obviously). I particularly love how uncomfortable people get around it, lol.

 

[Circe]

I have a ring that I adore. It looks like a vagina. Which makes me love it even more. Vaginas are awesome and magical - I call the ring "Gina" (pronounced Jy-nah, obviously). I particularly love how uncomfortable people get around it, lol.

I adore you. Pics, pics!

 

[distracts]

My grandmother made jewelry and a lot of stuff she made looks like vaginas. There's this one that's supposedly (SUPPOSEDLY) oyster-inspired but it has a bunch of pearls coming out of it and it just looks to me like some sort of really out-of-control, nightmarish yeast infection.

 

[monarch64]

I have a ring that I adore. It looks like a vagina. Which makes me love it even more. Vaginas are awesome and magical - I call the ring "Gina" (pronounced Jy-nah, obviously). I particularly love how uncomfortable people get around it, lol.

Does it look like a vagina, or do you mean it looks like labia and clitoris? I need to see a picture of this ring.

 

[ericad]

I suppose it's more of a vulva than a vagina. Like a baby crowning out of a vagina into the surrounding vulva (the baby being the 1.5ct-ish fancy brown OEC featured in the center).

Hang on, let me find some pics...

 

[ericad]

Terrible photo, but the best one I have at the moment. It's actually a really beautiful retro ring, and the brown OEC is super pretty. Some of the PS ladies who saw it at the GTG called it the "crowning" ring, lol. And of course, then there were others who ran up to me squealing "is that your vagina?!"

When I first bought it, I photo bombed Grace for WEEKS. She didn't want it for the store, so I bought it for myself (bought it for a song. Probably because it was just too vag-tastic for most people to handle). Then I'd text her pics - "here's my vagina in front of the space needle!" or "my vagina rode the bus today!"

I've had some good times with my vagina.

 

[Lady_Disdain]

I like the ring a lot. I am a bit surprised it would actually make people uncomfortable. It would not spontaneously resolve itself into nether regions to me. Of course I see it once it is pointed out but it is hardly explicit.

Hopedream, is the stone pierced and hanging from the jump ring?

 

[ericad]

I like the ring a lot. I am a bit surprised it would actually make people uncomfortable. It would not spontaneously resolve itself into nether regions to me. Of course I see it once it is pointed out but it is hardly explicit.

Hopedream, is the stone pierced and hanging from the jump ring?

I think the slit down the middle is what freaks most people out, lol.

 

[baby monster]

I like the ring a lot. I am a bit surprised it would actually make people uncomfortable. It would not spontaneously resolve itself into nether regions to me. Of course I see it once it is pointed out but it is hardly explicit.

I think the slit down the middle is what freaks most people out, lol.

I also don't think it's very explicit. These look very vag to me

 

[ericad]

Those scream "CLITORIS!" to me, lol.

I've seen several anatomically correct rings on pinterest - they really stuck out...(haha, see what I did there?)

 

[baby monster]

Heehee, I see it. This reminds me of an old thread in RT with someone designing a 3 stone ring with pear center and round sidestones. The feedback on CADs was very funny and pointed...

 

[Dancing Fire]

DH thought it looked like ladyparts!

 

[VRBeauty]

Dangle it from a belly button piercing!

 

[azstonie]

This entire thread cracked me up and then I thought, HEY wait a minute, that 3-stone/3-part pendant I've got looks like guy parts!!!

 

[lambskin]

Good thing it is a diamond rather than a ruby....

 

[Sky56]

That's funny - Vagina doesn't come to mind when I look at your ring.

What floors me is when I see a gemstone at the ~bottom~ of a slit design that looks like a baby's head crowning, and there is a little gemstone or blob of gold at the top suggesting a clitoris. I'm convinced that most of these pendants I've seen were not done this way on purpose to suggest that. I think the artist was trying to do an abstracted flower design.

I don't have anything against vaginas, but I prefer not to wear one on a chain around my neck.

 

[arkieb1]

OMG that is so funny, I've seen a number of antique brooches and pendants that look like even more they have a penis at one end of them, Erica I think you need one of those as well then you can take pics of your ring and the penis piece (a ring or a brooch or pendant) at different places and post pics!!!

 

[mochiko42]

Haha so now I understand the true meaning of "vajazzle"

 

[Sky56]

Perhaps they're useful as fertility amulets.

 

[Dancing Fire]

We need a show me your "vagina and penis" jewelry thread...

 

[MMtwo]

most entertaining thread in a long time.

 

[NOYFB]

Oh my....

 

[HopeDream]

Lady Distain: Yes the diamond is pierced.

(No, I don't own it)

More creative jewellery:

 

[HopeDream]

And these were so weird I had to share:
Dead cat
snake heart
creepy hook with diamond embelishment
Space-age motif
(the last one is for Trekkie)

For the curious: all are on ebay care of wonderprice-jp. The Japanese seem to have so much more fun with jewellery design!

 

[Circe]

My grandmother made jewelry and a lot of stuff she made looks like vaginas. There's this one that's supposedly (SUPPOSEDLY) oyster-inspired but it has a bunch of pearls coming out of it and it just looks to me like some sort of really out-of-control, nightmarish yeast infection.

Corollary to my response to EricaD - no pics, no pics! That sounds *terrifying* ....

 

[pregcurious]

Terrible photo, but the best one I have at the moment. It's actually a really beautiful retro ring, and the brown OEC is super pretty. Some of the PS ladies who saw it at the GTG called it the "crowning" ring, lol. And of course, then there were others who ran up to me squealing "is that your vagina?!"

When I first bought it, I photo bombed Grace for WEEKS. She didn't want it for the store, so I bought it for myself (bought it for a song. Probably because it was just too vag-tastic for most people to handle). Then I'd text her pics - "here's my vagina in front of the space needle!" or "my vagina rode the bus today!"

I've had some good times with my vagina.

You made me laugh. Thank you!