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[Karl_K]

Q. Where can you find an ocean without any water?
A. On a map

 

[Karl_K]

Q. Why do seals swim in salt water?
A. Because pepper water makes them sneeze

 

[Karl_K]

Q. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?

A. They both drop their needles.

 

[Karl_K]

Have a safe and happy New Years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[that_someone_special]

LOL

 

[movie zombie]

same to you, Karl!

 

[LaraOnline]

Happy New Year everyone!!

 

[JewelFreak]

Pepper water, ahahahahahahaha!

Have a happy, busy, warm one, everybody!

--- Laurie

 

[beaujolais]

Fun! Thanks. Can we add our jokes to this?

 

[chrono]

Oh Karl...

 

[MissGotRocks]

Love these corny but funnies!! Happy New Year!

 

[Karl_K]

Fun! Thanks. Can we add our jokes to this?

sure as long as they are phuny!!!!

Happy new years!!!!!!!!

 

[tyty333]

My kids will love these! Thanks for some safe jokes!

 

[Rhea]

I adore good jokes! But next time more space before the answer please. I like to guess and amuse myself.

 

[Karl_K]

I adore good jokes! But next time more space before the answer please. I like to guess and amuse myself.

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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A. A cookie sheet!

 

[Karl_K]

Q. If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one?
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A. At a retail store

 

[Karl_K]

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

 

[Karl_K]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. But why? they asked, as they moved off. Because, he said, I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Happy New Year!!!!!

 

[diamondseeker2006]

Happy New Year PS friends!!!!!

 

[SparklyOEC]

Happy New Year everyone!

 

[beaujolais]

A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, ''I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve mushrooms here.''

The mushroom sits back and asks ,''Why not? I'm a fun guy (fungi)!"
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Two nuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted (a salted).