Garage Sale Saturday 8 to 1

[texaskj]

A friend at work has a wife with a thing for garage sales, going and having. After helping her with one too many at their house, he told her the next one would be the last. He was tired of all the work, haggling and weird people showing up at their house. So she decided their last one would be a doozie; half their family brought stuff over. Towards the end, a woman came over to him to pay and had a crucifix with $5 on it and asked for a lower price. He said he thought for a second and said, "Sorry ma'am, I can't discount Jesus."