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Iceman

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This was from an email sent to me , I thought I would pass it on ~


My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I''m in a good mood, it turns green. When I''m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he''ll buy me diamonds.

 

Iceman

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There are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!


This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver''s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!


DANGEROUS: What''s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here''s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn''t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I''ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
 

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LOL

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