TSA agent stops man concealing weapon of mass destruction

[kenny]

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/if-this-tsa-pat-down-excuse-is-true-de-can-probably-never-fly-commercial-again.452581056/

 

[HollyS]

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Someone once said, "People vary."

 

[minousbijoux]

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While I know people vary, call me naive, but I didn't know they varied that much!

 

[E B]

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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

 

[Gypsy]

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And the PS award for best ever use of an emotie goes to: EB!

 

[Enerchi]

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Kenny - where do you find these amazing articles??? You crack me up with some of these!!

 

[E B]

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And the PS award for best ever use of an emotie goes to: EB!

 

[kenny]

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You crack me up with some of these!!

This was not about his crack.

The subject is Mass destruction not @ss destruction.

 

[Dancing Fire]

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i knew i got cheated at birth.. but not by that many inches ...

 

[hoover]

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Omg.... I needed that laugh, Kenny. Thanks!

Maybe the TSA guy couldn't believe what he was seeing in the nekkid scanner, so he just had to get his hands on the truth. Sometimes your eyes can play tricks on you, right?

E B - Best. Reply. Ever.

 

[canuk-gal]

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I won't even tell ya'll what my Dh said.....

 

[Dancing Fire]

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I won't even tell ya'll what my Dh said.....

he said...that ain't nothing ..

 

[Andelain]

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The jokes are writing themselves..........



Unfortunately, so are the infractions.

 

[Autumnovember]

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wowowowow! Dude needs to use his acting skills and get into ****.

Too funny.

 

[StacylikesSparkles]

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I heard about this on the radio and they mentioned a picture in neon bike shorts. I Googled it...um WHOA!

 

[kenny]

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This video has a link with a professionally-produced story about the man.
Actually, he seems kind of sad and what he has strikes me as a disability psychologically.
The video is not obscene, but I would not watch it at work because of the adult subject matter being discussed.

http://gawker.com/jonah-falcon/

 

[ame]

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lol I saw that and LOL'd IRL at my desk.

 

[Autumnovember]

Re: TSA agent stops man concealing weapon of mass destructio

This video has a link with a professionally-produced story about the man.
Actually, he seems kind of sad and what he has strikes me as a disability psychologically.
The video is not obscene, but I would not watch it at work because of the adult subject matter being discussed.

http://gawker.com/jonah-falcon/

Thought the same exact thing when I saw that. But why wear those kinds of shorts at an airport? He knows what it looks like.

 

[AGBF]

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Thought the same exact thing when I saw that. But why wear those kinds of shorts at an airport? He knows what it looks like.

I couldn't see the video, I could just read the story. Are you sure he was wearing those shorts when he went through airport security? His comment seemed to be something to the effect that perhaps he should wear these shorts every time he goes to the airport...as if to indicate that he had not been wearing them on his previous encounter with airport security.

Edited to add: I looked back. According to the article, "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," said Falcon. The guy posed in them so that the public could see what the fuss was all about. Had he been wearing them at the time he was stopped by security, presumably the transit authorities would also have been able to see what the fuss was all about...rather than to wonder if it was going to shoot hot lead at them.

Deb/AGBF

 

[canuk-gal]

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HI:

Welllll, the "poor" guy just can't "win".

cheers--Sharon

 

[that_someone_special]

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Um, whoa!

 

[kenny]

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It just gets stranger and stranger. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-march-2-2010/jonah-falcon-needs-a-job

 

[AGBF]

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It just gets stranger and stranger. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-march-2-2010/jonah-falcon-needs-a-job

I think she did a good job of poking fun at Mr. Falcon. I found that clip amusing, kenny. Thanks!

Deb

 

[kenny]

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Actually there are all kinds of products he could advertise on his billboard.

I'm not sure Pepsi and Coke want the fallout but maybe Budwiser or a salami company, Virgin Atlantic, Victoria's Secret, Speedos.

We already have a restaurant/bar chain called Hooters.
He could start a chain with bicycle-shorts-wearing waiters called "Shooters".