Taking Bets: When Will Gwen and J Get Engaged?

[EricaR]

Don''t worry LP, all I have are kitties too! But you can help in other ways. Do you know someone who might know the people with that really large RC airplane? We need it for this mission!

 

[FrekeChild]

Or maybe someone who could build one?

Or someone who has a hovercraft?

 

[EricaR]

Do you remember the episode of The Simpsons where they had hover bikes???

I mean, the bikes ended up being attached to strings and they were a lure to try and get the kids out of the cult but the idea was sound.

Who here is an engineer and can build us some hover bikes?

 

[FrekeChild]

I don't watch the Simpsons. People who watch the Simpsons are LOSERS. (And by people I mean EricaR. This comment excludes any and all other watchers of "The Simpsons.")

Hover bikes are good though. Think you could get on that one Erica?

 

[EricaR]

I''m going to cry now. Big huge crocodile tears.

And not just because J hasn''t proposed yet.

 

[FrekeChild]

Hah. Whatever.

Think we could get crocodile poo?

I''m going to cry about J not proposing too. The jerk. I owe someone $1. That''s Ramen for a week! Doesn''t he know that?!

 

[ladypirate]

You know girls, if we could find a monkey, he would probably fling his own poo.

 

[FrekeChild]

GOTTA FIND A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG. BEST. IDEA. EVER.

 

[EricaR]

BRILLIANT!

But would a monkey fling poo while strapped to the top of a huge RC plane? Or a hovercraft?

 

[FrekeChild]

We''re gonna need more than one monkey. Maybe another one to man the catapult. I can''t let this hamster poo just go to waste...

 

[EricaR]

Think we could get a monkey to run the remote control for the plane??? Then we could have an all monkey operation. Freke - you''d fit right in!

 

[FrekeChild]

Hah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

No. You would.

 

[EricaR]

No, you would. You would, you would, you would!

 

[FrekeChild]

No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You. No. You.

 

[EricaR]

YOU

Sheesh!

How many times do I have to call you a monkey before it will sink into your thick ape skull.

So Gwen, you engaged yet?

 

[FrekeChild]

Yeah Gwen, it''s gotta be dawn over there by now! Are you engaged?

C''mon J!

(No YOU, Erica.)

 

[EricaR]

Where is Choro? Did she get her second shoe yet?

I still think Choro would be best to shovel the hamster poo. She can be up there with one poo-flinging monkey and there will be another monkey at the controls of the plane.

(No YOU are the monkey, Freke!)

 

[FrekeChild]

She better have! I sent it to her ages ago!

Choro. Just remember it was that monkey Erica that suggested you hang out with the poo flinging monkeys....

(Erica = monkey-poo-flinging-girl)

 

[choro72]

Actually, LP, don''t you have a monkey to go with your pirate identity? Like in the pirates movies?
If you put me in the cargo with a monkey I''ll teach it to slap whomever closes the door with the hand that its going to use to throw our weapon!

And it''s true about bunnies. They hop, pee, and shed. They are only good as cat toys. However, it''s the pee that smells; not poop. Poop is just like dry cereal ($10 for anyone who eats it

). My plan is to bring the rabbit''s bedding full of pee. It''s a killer.

 

[FrekeChild]

Fantastic call choro!

Basically, anything goes...

 

[Deelight]

Date: 3/31/2009 12:51:40 AM
Author: FrekeChild
Hah. Whatever.


Think we could get crocodile poo?


I''m going to cry about J not proposing too. The jerk. I owe someone $1. That''s Ramen for a week! Doesn''t he know that?!

I know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone, who works at Australia Zoo, so croc poo could be a possibility .

If you gals want cat poo I have heaps I swear thats all my kitties do poop, eat, sleep.

 

[FrekeChild]

YOU CAN GET US CROC POO?!

O.M.G.

I''m in awe.

 

[Deelight]

anything for the cause.

 

[Deelight]

According to Wiki Anwers http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_a_crocodile_poo_look_like

What does a crocodile poo look like?


it is made up of biomolecular particles which manage to create a cylindrical shape. Often croc stools are explosive too. My advice is: don''t touch!


Exploding poo I think it is a winner

 

[FrekeChild]

WHOA.

Dude.

Hamster poo doesn''t hold a candle to exploding croc poo...

 

[Deelight]

Yeah we have all the good poo here

 

[FrekeChild]

Wallaby and Kangaroo poo too?

(I just had to say those last three words together!!!)

 

[Deelight]

Yahhha Wallaby and Kangaroo poo, I just posted some pics of my venue in BWW - heaps of wallaby poo around there.

I could also throw in some wombat poo now that would make things interesting

.

 

[gwendolyn]

Oh dear, I''m going to have to book a week of bathroom slots for James to de-stinkify him after all this.

In other news, I am not (I repeat, NOT) getting my hopes up, but he asked me last night if he could cook dinner tonight. He has never done this before--I don''t mean cook, he cooks sometimes when I''m really tired from work--but he''s never asked a day in advance to cook. I said yes (of course), and later when he said something about it again I asked if I got to know what he was going to cook, and he said no. Interesting.

And in other, other news, WE FLY HOME TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deelight]

YAY for flying home , you will get to see your folks and friends .

I know your not getting your hopes up but sending you dust just in case