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Q. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
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A. A receding hare line.
Q. What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
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A. One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Q. What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
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A. A nervous wreck.
Q. What are caribou calves given to wear?
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A. Hoof-me-downs.
Q. What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
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A. Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
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Q. What are caribou calves given to wear?
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Q. What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
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