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Karl_K|1389501006|3591253 said:

Boooooo


Hissssss



(I love Puns) Thanks for the grins.

Oh and from today's Sunday Parade magazine:

A Higgs boson goes into a church. The Priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons here."

And the Higgs boson says'








"But without me there is no Mass."
 
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