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WinkHPD

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My daughter sent me this joke this morning. Seems appropriate for Pricescope!

A Woman''s husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she
tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

The friend says, "How can that be?

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course
I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500
for the wake, food and drinks, you know. .. The rest went for the
memorial stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big
is it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."

Bada Bing...

She was right, I laughed out loud!

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Kaleigh

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That is pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh Wink.
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mrssalvo

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that is very cute.
 

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Oh, that''s good. I''m going to have to remember that one.
 

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LOVE IT!
 

Miranda

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That''s a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.
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I love it!!! That is totally appropriate for PS!
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WinkHPD

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Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
Author: Miranda
That''s a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.
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To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard. Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose. OW that HURTS!

Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit.

I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee...

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Date: 3/16/2006 5:04:07 PM
Author: Wink

Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
Author: Miranda
That''s a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.
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To whom, madam, do I send the bill for my new keyboard. Just spewed luke warm coffee through my nose. OW that HURTS!

Now I have to go home and get a clean shirt and put on a new suit.

I should know better than to read hangout while drinking, even it is only coffee...

Wink
Coffee through the nose???!!! Luckily it wasn''t fresh and hot!!!
 

Tacori E-ring

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Date: 3/16/2006 4:18:16 PM
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That''s a good one. I sent it to my DH. He thought it was a death threat.
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That is so funny!
 

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Oh, now this is .... Funny!
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I am all smiles today! Thanks!
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I told my husband about the death threat ... he laughed too!
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moon river

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Hilarious.
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