Post by iLander » June 10th, 2012, 5:31 pm
There are so many letters that I write in my head and will probably never send in Real Life:

Dear Mr/Ms Geico, Allstate, Etc.,
How about you stop running so many commercials and just charge less for car insurance? Hmmm? How's that for an idea?

Dear Mr/Ms Car Companies,
Why are your cars so boring?!! Why do you even make those awesome concept cars, if you have no intention of selling them to us? Ever. Don't you think this is kind of cruel?

Dear Aunt Jemima,
I still blame you for my sweet tooth and lifetime addiction to high fructose corn syrup. Just sayin' . . .

Dear Cheap Ice Cream/Chocolate/Candy Companies,
Go away. You are not worth the calories.

Aargh. I could continue, but I'm just annoying myself.

Do you have a letter in your head, that you'll never send? But it makes you feel better, just composing it?