strmrdr
Super_Ideal_Rock
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- Nov 1, 2003
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* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don''t jes'' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner
than you.
* It don''t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain''t never gonna happen anyway.
* Don''t judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you''ll enjoy it a second time.
* Don''t interfere with somethin'' that ain''t botherin'' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin''.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you''ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin''.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin'' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier than puttin'' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin'' you''re a person of some
influence, try orderin'' somebody else''s dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God
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